Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Intolerance entertains me.

I got into a fight with some really stupid guy online. It's stupid to argue with him, I know, but I couldn't help but go off on this intolerant little bastard. He very quickly got offline when he saw the response. Idiot. Anyways, here's the conversation;


hey wats up idk yu but yur cute

Thanks (: If you want you can text me sometime, I have unlimited texting haha, 1(***)***-****

kool ya know waat ill txt yu rite now its me when yu get a txt from 504-723-0819

Hey just wanted to let you know something. Don't judge a person till you get to know them. I want to design, because it's something pracitcal and artistic, in that I can use my artistic talents to create something that people will actually use. I wear a hoe costume every haloween because my friend (insert common girl's name here) is the pimp, we reverse the gender roles every year, and that's pretty common even among straight guys. And I wear girl jeans because I have a waist so small I see no point in not wearing them when they fit right, because I'm a size three, and I have an emo/scene aesthetic which means that I wear the eyeliner and the girl jeans and the converse and I listen to the rock and screamo. All around, I'd say that's pretty normal. So you can go fuck yourself you pretentious little asshole. Oh, and you may call me ugly but you yourself said I'm cute, so we both know that's a lie, since I have the best neoclassical, patricianesque physical genetics from seven different races. I'm not ugly, and I'm not just cute, I'm the most gorgeous person you could have ever had a chance with, and you blew it based on what? A pair of Levi's that fit my size 3 1/2 ass. Nice going, fucktard (:

wow yur so fuckin kool now that yu use big words that i cant pronounce and i said yu were cuter just to tlk to yu so ya know wat bak thefuck off my swag gtf ya lil crossdresser

Ha, calling me a crossdresser? Why not attack Jeffree Fucking Star, then, bitch? And I'm not trying to use a higher vocabulary than you, I'm just educated and very well read. Maybe you would be, too, if you put even half the effort in to bettering yourself that you do into hating on a Haloween costume and some skinny jeans on a fucking scene kid. Here's something that may even help you along, a beginner's list to classical literature; Vanity Fair, by William Thackeray, Pride & Prejiduce by Jane Austen, Sense & Sensability, also by Jane Austen, and another of her classics, Mansfield Park, if you're as dumb as all the other pop culture whores you must know Wuthering Heights just from watching Twilight, but keep going, try out something from other cultures, go for some Checkhov, Tolstoy, or maybe a little poetry such as Edgar Allen Poe, read one of Shakespear's plays or sonnets, look into a book on the subject of Queen Elizabeth I of England, or her father, Henry IIIV, perhaps something on philosphy is more your taste, look into Aristotle, research art, Da Vinci, Monet, Georgia Okeif, or is it beyond you that Dior, Chanel, and Balencgia are also artists of my particular brand? Because fashion is art, and one's body is one's canvas, and clothes represent our paint, our coal, our pastels and oils, and you're just an intolerant and arrogant little snob. Here's a few pieces of advice; Act unto others as you would have them act unto you. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Don't judge a book by it's cover. Only God shall truly judge in the end. Hate is a sin. And an education is the most important thing you can possibly arm yourself with, and you're obviously wasting yours, if the grammar and spelling I've seen from you are any indication. Oh, one last thing, you tell me to back up off your swag, but boo, you ain't got no swagga like me, and you don't know what this insane bitch right here is capable of, so you best to back the fuck up off me nigga and leave me the fuck alone before I show you what the fuck your really made of, from the inside out, hoe.

So anyways, I took my number out for my own protection, but please, anyone and everyone attack this little prick. His name is Nick.

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